Saturday. 4.30.05 12:22 am
well the morning started off quite saturday like.. going to chink school being quite unenthusiastic... then in class.. the teacher just talk continuously for almost an hr... we sat there being bored... then we had a vocab test... a cheating one... everyone copied off everyone else =P ... then i got super bored and wrote dis on yvonne's piece of paper:
I ♥ U 4 U R A Q T
then the piece of paper ended up being a convo on stuff to do with sex, at the end of the day... the paper was full off this with 3 ppl contributing in the convo:
-I ♥ U 4 U R A Q T
-how sweet......
-ahah
-sex toy?
sex talk
-ohh... ic.... getting turned on? ;)
-me or you?
-both =D
-getting hot in here
-yeh.... "hot"
-lol maybe we should take off our clothes
-but but... im shy... LoL
-LoL! okay then *shy*
-LoL... but you can take off your clothes, there are only 3 guys in the class anyway, im sure they wont mind
-three are 5 GUYS >.<
-ooopz... i cant count :$ but they are outnumbered neways
-hehe, still too many boys...=|
-awww.... oh wells... my loss... LoL... ur room is too dark, cant see you >.<
-lol, we can turn on some lights next time :)
-we already did! are you hiding ['things" ie ppl] in your room, thats why its dark
-lol the more the merrier...right ^^...???
-the later at night, the darker
-hehe, but we need our beauty sleep
-ur both gay
-we sure are happy XD
-dot
-plzingly BIG dot -.- i cant believe u get turned on by dots, so sad
-...what kind of dots n where are they located
-im syre u know what i mean ;) LoL
-lol:| whats a ddot
-u know what it is... ur the one who gets turned on by them =D LoL
-lol no comment
-u cant comment, ur too bz cs`ing! ur pen 8-)
-lol i dont cock suck a pen
-ohh.. so u cock suck a pacer... almost the same
-lol i dont like cs`ing... taste bad
-so u prefer lol`ing and gb`ing yeh? no taste and lots of action!
-yes they are fun. so easier to 'lol'... everyone lols. gb is addictive
-u said sc taste bad... means u tried it... who did u do? or was it rape? who did u rape?
-someone described it to me.
-everyone has a diff taste... u wouldnt know unless u tried it... [someone] said it taste sweet
-lol who does [someone] cs
-[someone1]... or maybe its every dick has a diff flavour....
-maybe he was just tasting a flavoured condom
-nah they cant afford it and they're too addicted to use safe sex
-they are like 50¢...
-but they;re too addicted... get turned on too quickly to be bothered to put it on... how do u know the cost? ;)
-lol, general knowledge, n im saying that [someone] bought a condom just licks it
-well, i didnt know... [someone] doesnt lick it... poor texture, he uses [someone1] "its warmer" he says
-lol ic, thats what [someone3] said to me too
-....... no comment`ness
-she said i was warm as err something warm
-;) sif cheat on [someone]! LoL... ur a playa dude! u did everyone... cept syl and me XD
-r u sure about syl?? n r u sure u did evon and not... someone else.
-huh? im saying u didnt do us! i have ur sis;) done wanna cheat on her!
-lol..... im saying r u sure u didnt do syl... haha dom wud kill me
-ohh... dome already knows that me and syl did it.. YRS ago.
-lol... illegalness
-not illegal... just "intimate"
-lol...............
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later on, we were all 'writing' down notes, then james randomly made a fool of himself unneccesarily:
james: ewwwww.... chewy gum!
everyone: hahahahaha
me: why da heck are ur hands under the table?
yvonne: hahah was it soft?
me: it was fresh? wtf? even over night... thats so wrong!!
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yehZ well.. dat was the paper... heheheh also in class... james forgot to bring his dictionary and wanted to use mine:
james: wheres my dic?
me: huh?
james: hey mel, can i borrow ur dic?
me: wtf? what dick?
james: ahhaah.. ur dictionary
me: ohh.. hahahha a dic
james: holy shit mel has a big dic
everyone: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
me: ;) the bigger the better
james: sure is... thats what our teacher told us
me: o.o
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more randomness
Peace on You
(Must be read with an Italian accent).
One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don’t even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch. Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you betta not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. So I back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: Peace on you. I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy.
mhmm that was that... hope u all didnt get ideas from reading this entry XDCategories: year 10 [t], random [t]
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