[refer to vegemite song]

we're happy lil condoms we come in a pack of six
u buy them from the chemists n put them on ur dicks
then u do a hundred push ups and then u hear a pop
out pops lil frankie with a ten metre cock



[refer to jack n jill song]

jack and jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
jack came down with a frown
cos jill had fucked his mother



[jack and jill ramble]

jack and jill went up the hill
jack was smoking marajuana
jack asked jill if she took he pill
jill said yes so jack went up her dress
and did the hanky panky
and out popped lil frankie



[beginning to earth]

in the beginning god finished
wiped his hand on the damp cloud
and blew into man
man didnt wake up
god checked his instruction book
found that he had left out the tail
hastily, wrecklessly, god glued it on the wrong side
man woke up at the sight of eve
and god was already forgotten



[mary doesnt only have a lamb]

mary had a lil lamb she also had a duck
she took them round the corner to teach them how to
fry some eggs for breakfast fry some eggs for tea
the more u eat the more u drink the more u need to
peter had a boat the boat began to rock
up jumped jaws and bit off his
cock tail ginger ale 40ΒΆ a glass
if u dont like em , shove em up ur
assk no questions tell no lies
i saw the boogy man doing up his
flies are bad mosquitoes r worse
this is the end of my silly lil verse

Categories: year 10 [t], random [t]

LOL wats with lil frankie
» jOn0 (203.217.36.168) on 2005-04-23 05:07:35

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